The Japanese are often accused of creating some seriously weird and wonderful videogames. While this reputation is often underserved (with games like Jet Set Willy, Western developers are just as guilty of producing bonkers titles), a few Eastern franchises do stick out as being especially strange, and Masaya’s Cho Aniki is undoubtedly one of them.
Coming from the same warped mind as the superb Megadrive/Genesis shooter Gynoug (also known as Wings of Wor in the US), Cho Aniki is a massive serving of weirdness the likes of which you’ve probably never experienced before. You control one of two characters – the male Idaten and female Benten. Both possess seriously ripped physiques, and the general theme that runs through the game appears to be that body-building is pretty wonderful.
Along the way you can recruit assistance from Adon and Samson, two similarly muscle-bound gentlemen who happen to fire lasers out of their heads. These guys are arguably the true stars of the game, and they even went on to be granted starring roles in the sequel. In this game however, they merely act as optional weapons, like those seen in Konami’s Gradius.
In terms of ordinance, you have a main weapon that can be enhanced by picking up the relevant power-ups (as was the case in Gynoug). However, you also possess a ‘charge’ shot, like the one seen in R-Type. A ‘smart bomb’ rounds off the offensive options quite neatly, but after the multiple weapon pickups seen in games like Soldier Blade, things do feel a little limited here.
In terms of gameplay Cho Aniki certainly won’t set your world alight; it’s fairly traditional side-scrolling stuff, albeit nicely executed and fun to play. However, the wacky visuals and astonishingly unhinged music will captivate you in ways you never though possible. Some of the end-of-level bosses are so unsettling that you worry for the person that must have dreamt this stuff up. To call it ‘unique’ would be an understatement!
Cho Aniki is one of those games that is sure to divide opinion; if you feel uncomfortable about the idea of playing a game that features a large proportion of muscle-bound men flying around the screen, then you might want to look elsewhere. However, if you’re a little more open-minded and love the unorthodox side of Japanese gaming, then this is most definitely for you.
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1. Tony
04 Apr 2008, 12:26 GMT
I'll be skipping this one. To weird and flamboyant
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2. Damo
04 Apr 2008, 14:11 GMT
Shame, cos you'll be missing out on an excellent little shooter.
If you think this looks strange, wait till you see the sequel!
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3. KeeperBvK
04 Apr 2008, 14:22 GMT
Yeah, can't wait to see the PSX/SS-sequel. Been looking for an original copy at a reasonable price for some time and couldn't even find one in Tokyo.
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4. morphballer
04 Apr 2008, 15:44 GMT
LOL Yeah, I've seen some of the later versions and to tell you the truth, I wish I hadn't.
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5. Damo
04 Apr 2008, 15:45 GMT
The 32-bit versions are best forgotten...
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6. Mirokunite
04 Apr 2008, 17:03 GMT
I really hope Cho Aniki comes state side. Its a great novelty game, and conversation piece.
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7. DEMON212
04 Apr 2008, 17:45 GMT
As SHMUPS go, it doesn't look all that great IMO. I might pick it up, but doubt it.
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8. KeeperBvK
04 Apr 2008, 18:45 GMT
"The 32-bit versions are best forgotten..."
What the...?
The SNES Beat 'em Up is best forgotten, but Choaniki: Kyuukyoku Muteki Ginga Saikyou Otoko is hilarious fun at its best...the gameplay left aside. ^^
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9. Serpent
04 Apr 2008, 21:18 GMT
This series of games are too weird and disturbing for me, I hope this doesnt come out in the US.
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10. playner1
04 Apr 2008, 22:56 GMT
Damo, If you were to pick the best shooter games of ALL TIME what would you suggest. Even ones not on the VC. Can you give me a list from best to worst what you think is the best.
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11. Kelvin
04 Apr 2008, 23:03 GMT
Serpent, you don't have to buy it if you don't want to, so it seems a bit unfair to wish for the game to go unreleased. This looks like a great laugh to me; the gaming world takes itself far too seriously, and stuff like this and Parodius are a breath of fresh air, I reckon.
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12. jg233
04 Apr 2008, 23:29 GMT
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13. Atlantis1982
04 Apr 2008, 23:51 GMT
@Kelvin
I agree, and I for one will like to see this come State-side just for the WTF-Factor.
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14. StarDust
05 Apr 2008, 08:19 GMT
This is some downright scary crap. If you don't believe me, then take a look for yourselves at some of these screenshots from games throughout the series:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php
If this is a preview of things to come, then the Virtual Console as we know it has officially been flushed down the toilet
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15. JD
05 Apr 2008, 10:39 GMT
This looks like great fun.
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16. Will
05 Apr 2008, 12:39 GMT
Ah, what the **????!!!!!!!!!!!
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17. lordbowser
05 Apr 2008, 18:20 GMT
I think I'll have great fun gifting this one to some friends. Laughs Maniacally
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18. Kelvin
06 Apr 2008, 17:29 GMT
StarDust, that article includes Ghosts 'n' Goblins as a "sexual game" purely because Arthur runs around in his boxers; I don't think we need to take it seriously.
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19. michinmuri
07 Apr 2008, 08:27 GMT
Looks like another shooter I will get even if for nostalgic laugh factor. The graphics almost remind me of the Valis games, which also need a VC release. Is the music in this game worth listening to?
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20. Drake
08 Apr 2008, 13:29 GMT
Yup, it's quite varied and really good. Here's some music from the sequel, which has similar music (Can't find a video with music from the original): http://youtube.com/watch?v=0CfCJ63IW1Q
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21. Adamant
02 May 2008, 20:14 GMT
Yeah. Seriously, people, stop taking your opinions from internet idiots. Chou Aniki has been ridiculed as some sort of borderline gay porn ever since Seanbaby got his hands on it. Yes, it has a bizarre sense of humor, but it's no worse than stuff like Parodius in that manner - just different. Try it out, laugh at the silly humor, and enjoy the game for what it is, rather than thinking you'll grow gay from even thinking about the game. In terms of "gayness", this is the videogame equivalent of Team America, not Brokeback Mountain.
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22. Ragnor
04 May 2008, 12:47 GMT
haha, the beggining looks like Forgotten Worlds, with the evil dude looming over the city
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23. Atlantis1982
06 May 2008, 21:59 GMT
@Adamant
Good luck, most gamers play 'Follow the leader', and the reviewers are the leaders since gamers don't have an opinion of their own to choose which game they want.
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24. DEMON212
09 May 2008, 06:05 GMT
While the art looks funny, Damo said that the gameplay won't set your world on fire. And that Blade fans would be dissapointed. So I think I'd rather just wait for Parodier.
Of course if Wiiware turns out to be awful, I might get this to wipe my points out instead
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25. Viral
09 May 2008, 08:01 GMT
This game looks interesting, however, I will still pass on it since it's another shooter.
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26. Tony
09 May 2008, 15:25 GMT
I still enjoy traditional space ship shooters or something like 1942
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27. slangman
09 May 2008, 15:40 GMT
This game looks and sounds mental. Would love to hear the music in this game though if it sounds that good.
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28. djshep1973
09 May 2008, 16:01 GMT
I can't believe some of the negative comments on here, I think it looks like a lot of fun, and having had a look at the video, you can certainly see some similarities with Gynoug in its visual style, and the way it plays, and that's a good thing!
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29. Adamant
09 May 2008, 20:35 GMT
"While the art looks funny, Damo said that the gameplay won't set your world on fire. And that Blade fans would be dissapointed. So I think I'd rather just wait for Parodier."
Yes, that's true - the appeal is mostly in the humor, not in the gameplay itself, which is fairly unimpressive. If what you're looking for is just a good shmup game, you should look elsewhere, but if you want a game with tons of silly humor and weirdness, this is a winner. Gameplay-wise, the game isn't bad, but it's not outstanding either, and there are so many fantastic shmups on the VC that overshadow it completely. Get this for the humor, nothing else.
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30. Tides of Chaos
09 May 2008, 22:13 GMT
After seeing the link in StarDust's post....I'm scared. I'm not going to come anywhere near this game if it comes to the US.
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31. GameGod3008
09 May 2008, 22:16 GMT
This has already been said by others but i just have to say it as well. WTF?!!
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32. WitchFinder
10 May 2008, 00:55 GMT
What's up with all the kids scared of the imagery in this game? I think this looks like a blast. I really hope this comes to the US. We can all use a little flamboyance in our lives.
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33. DEMON212
10 May 2008, 05:03 GMT
Well after recording the Pod Cast, I'd really made myself want this. It's pretty damn good. Although Damo/Dazza/Drake, I'd try and find better youtube footage, I have no idea why, but that video plays sooooooo much slower than my game.
Adamant, yep, we have some brill shooters
Anyone who's interested, I've video reviewed this, as well as all of my other 147 VC games
http://www.youtube.com/user/DEIVION212
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34. Drake
10 May 2008, 21:19 GMT
We're waiting on Corbie from Virtual Turbo to make videos like he said he would but he still hasn't done so!
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35. The_Indigo_Effect
11 May 2008, 05:03 GMT
Earthbound is one of my favorite games. That being said, I don't mind "weird" games. If a "weird" game means an entirely new gameplay experience, then I'm all for it. I'm not one to condemn creativity and innovation in video games, If you are repulsed by the premise of this game, then you are obviously taking this game too seriously. This game doesn't even take itself seriously; if I'm not mistaken, it's supposed to be funny. This is the very reason why game developers don't take chances with video games anymore; if it's too "weird," then no one will buy it. So what happens? We get yet another first-person shooter. Seriously folks, broaden your horizons a bit; try something "weird." You may be surprised by how much you enjoy it.
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36. DEMON212
11 May 2008, 10:09 GMT
@Drake
Well get him telt then
lol
I just thought I'd mention it because the slowness put me off, so incase it's put others off... It's actually pretty fast
It faster than a few VC SHMUPS.
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37. Bass X0
11 May 2008, 10:39 GMT
seems like Virtual-Turbo are only concerned about TurboGrafx related releases on the U.S. Virtual Console. I haven't seen any mention of our recent releases on the site.
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38. Dazza
11 May 2008, 11:07 GMT
It is probably just a reflection on how busy Corbie is. After all he is our star WiiWare reviewer now
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39. Drake
12 May 2008, 11:22 GMT
Bass: He did mention all recently rated imports in the news and even promised videos.
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40. Tony
12 May 2008, 18:16 GMT
@ Dazza
Thats great Corbie is a reviewer. I enjoy his reviews on Virtual Turbo
I downloaded Lords of Thunder after I read his review. His review was spot-on
Actually everyone on VC reviews does a great job! (Although I still think Zelda 2 is a four star game and Vectorman is 5 star game. Sorry I had to get that in:)
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41. pdrydia
13 May 2008, 18:12 GMT
I laughed so hard. Do want!
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42. Adamant
14 May 2008, 03:24 GMT
^None of those pictures are from this game.
The first couple are from Ai Chou Aniki, which has been announced for VC release, though, so save your pennies a bit longer, and you'll get your desires fulfilled.
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43. CopyofCopyX
14 May 2008, 12:27 GMT
This game looks a lot like Gynoug (Mega Drive), with its merging of man and machine, maybe a bit less "ugly" than Gynoug.
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44. Zinjak
15 May 2008, 05:26 GMT
haha i cant beleive this is one of the VC games. the only one i knew about was the one that was more similar to a tournament fighter, didnt even know about the shmup. while that one was extremely "gay" as some might put ( i know i would lol) it is a super funny game, and if the shooters ( i love parodius btw) are as funny as those games ( i mean in the fighter chou aniki one of the guys shot a ki blast from his wang, how can you not love that) then this is something to consider.
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45. Corbie
15 May 2008, 23:01 GMT
This game might be crazy weird, but it's fun. And I second what was said about the sequel. If you think this one's weird, you should see the sequel. WOW! : )
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